10 things you wish you've said on the train (complete with gestures)

#1: hello! see see see, see what see? never see chio bu before ar? *shows middle finger*

#2: that's gross. carressing each other in public. can't you do it at home? for goodness sake. *rolls eyes*

#3: wait, are you talking about me? what are you whispering to your friend? nothing better to do is it?! %^$%&

#4: hahaha! i'm glad i'm not sitting beside you, 'cause i don't want your oily hair on my shoulder! hmmpphhh!

#5: hey, your fashion sense is WEIRD. really. don't you have a mirror at home? *stare in awe*

#6: wow! cool! your shoes are soooooooo nice! tell me where did you buy it from? *kneels down and appreciate*

#7: hey babe, you're gorgeous. but what's up with that freak beside you? *winks*

#8: *fidgets uncomfortably* so suave. oh wait, are you stealing glances at me too? tell me dude, do you have a gf? *winks*

#9: ARGH! stupid kids! stop screaming and get your butts on the seats!

#10: ooooh.....so that's what is going on with your life recently.....orh....*continues to eavesdrop*