life kinda sucks
You wake up and you start to wait for the sun to set.
Time crawls.
There's nothing much to do around the house, but there are people who are irritating you ever so often. Stupid people who presses on your door bell. Stupid people who call and say silly things, like asking me for taxi fare??
Just yesterday.....
Weird ass caller: Hello? U owe me taxi fare ar!!
Me: Huh? But I never take taxi...
I think I was a little too traumatised by this guy that I started to speak in very broken english too! GASP.
WAC: U take taxi from bedok south to tampines st 81 ar. 3.48, then u only pay me 2 dollar ar.
Me: Huh?
WAC: U ask me to call u and take the money ar..
Me: (at this time, i was really completely puzzled?????) Erm. what number did u call?
WAC: 9xxxxxxx
Me: I think someone has given u the wrong number. How does the person look like? (okay, afterwhich i reckon this is quite a dumb question to ask...)
WAC: U go to tampines st 81, from bedok south ar...
Me: (wat the bloody hell, stop repeating yourself can.) Oh, i think someone is cheating you....
WAC: wah...nvm nvm. cheat me money ar. wah cheat me money nvm ar....
At this point, I start to think this might really be some nut case from the asylum. So I hung up.
What can I say man. People are getting crazier these days. This is the first time in my entire life time to receive a call like that. Demanding taxi fare?! wow. this is serious crap man. totally.
And I kinda reckon that this stupid phone call has pretty much irritated the shit out of me. I was so irritable thereafter, that every single thing just simply erm...annoys me.
On the train....
Man sat beside me, started fiddling with some stuff. Then he let out an irritated "shit".
I remained nonchalant.
Then, he turned to me and asked, "Excuse me, miss?...."
At this point, I was all ready to punch him if he EVEN dared to ever say stupid things.
man: "may i know what is the time now?"
Me: (said in the loudest voice ever) 1.07pm!!!
man: "oh okay, thanks!"
Then he returned to punching on his handphone. And I was simply like what the hell. U have a handphone and you're asking me the time?? Oh so maybe that wasn't a handphone? So it was a paper weight or something?? Better to slam you with RIGHT. I started to have this urge to like snatch the handphone from him, and point to the time on the phone, "NAH! THE TIME! THE TIME! BLIND AR U?!"
Stupid people who get on my nerves. erm. so maybe i was really too irritable.
Today....
Some unknown number appeared on my handphone caller id.
Me: Hello.
M: Hello. I forgot to bring my handphone....
Me: Then how?
M: Just tell uncle tat i never bring hp, don't give him this number...
Me: why leh?
M: just don't give him this number, in case they call him...
Me: ok....
M: (started to continue blabbering the same rubbish over and over again)
Me: (VERY VERY irritated by now) hannah hannah! (hangs up)
argh, totally irritable me. sucks.

4 Comments:
Hey...
Haha, *hugs*
I would love to have a chance to listen to crazy ple like that, and thereafter give him/her a nice whacking. Damn funny lar...
ur life always got such funny incidents...
*hugs*
Haha~
since you said you've got nothing better to do and life is too bland, treat these as little spices that make your life more interesting loh~ Hahaha~
I never get phone calls lidat siah =p Only got some idiot called a few yrs back claiming he knew me from Tajong Pagar and insisted that I know him.
Anyway cheerios lah =p Maybe it's to do with staying indoors for too long... u get cranky haha =p Go out and let ur fair skin absorb some Vitamin D! And get started on your 散文籍already!
hahaha very funny lei!! if i get such calls i'll probably curse n swear n tell the whole world abt it haaaa..
muahahaha. it's just weird how such incidents happen to me all the time. *rolls eyes* as if i'm not a joke myself man haha.
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