okay, it has been a very adventurous day for me today. "eye-opening" indeed. read on, and i'll tell you more. heh *evil grin*
okay before i talk about those sick encounters. let me give a pretext of how i came to encounter such situations. so today was the 1st day of shoot for this friend's short film. n i was helping out as a sound/camera assistant. and before i really begin. let me rant about my incompetency again. heh. well basically i was just supposed to record the sound and atmos with PD. and stupid me. forgot to record color bars, so in the end the first scene audio was screwed up. talk about professionalism. boo me! ok, so that was my screw-up.
the story begins here when we set off to geylang. was supposed to shoot the lead at this coffeeshop, looking through her bills. so when we first reached geylang, the people who "greeted" our sight were women dressed scantily, standing everywhere. well you know who they are, and what are they waiting for. suaku me thought that they would only start their business like late at night, so i took a look at my watch, huh!it's just 12 noon. omg! can these people be more desperate than that? and when we were at the coffeeshop, those uncles there just kept looking at us, wonder it's the camera that they're looking at, or us. but we were dressed decently, in fact i thought i look boyish, except for that long hair. so for a while i was thinking, maybe as long as you are female, everyone there will be interested, regardless of how you dress or look. total shit.
so we went to set up at this coffeeshop, and while waiting for the camera to be set up, this weird ass middle aged uncle, who should be around his 50s just suddenly striked a conversation with us.
Weird ass uncle: "Hello. excuse me huh. are your taking my pictures?
Our lead actress: "No la, we're just shifting the camera."
WAU: "Oh, if your take my pictures, then i die u know? if my mum sees this and knows that i'm here. and if my boss sees this, maybe when i go back to work on monday, i'll be sacked u know?!"
Siao. oh please. there are at least more than a hundred coffeeshops that look like this in singapore. who the hell knows this is geylang. and anyway u don't have this big signage on your head that says "GEYLANG". and besides that who ever says you cannot eat in geylang???
so Kai answered: "you mean eating in geylang is a crime meh? if you have a clear conscience, what are you scared of?"
WAU: "no, but i live near geylang, you see. if my mum sees this, how? i have a place of my own, she stays in another place." (WTH??!!^%&$#* u live near geylang, so??your mother doesn't live with you, so???totally no link at all man. SIAO LA!)
then he started to chat our lead actress up.
WAU: "Is this your first time in geylang? never seen you before here leh?"
..........................wah lao, total shit man this stupid weird ass man.
Kai (pissed off): "Please la. we're singaporeans leh. how can this be our first time here?! and geylang is so big lo."
then WAU decided to change his target now. i sensed it, and quickly lowered my head to look at the call sheet.
WAU: "hey, buy u a drink la."
Me:.............(not bothered, pretended not to hear him)
WAU: "eh...eh...buy u a drink la."
Me: (looked around, pretended not to hear him)
so that marks the end of this encounter with a weird ass uncle. stupid old man itching for a beating shit case. may his balls rot.
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then we got to the other side of the road to shoot the scene. there was this old uncle who expressed his interest to join in the shoot, just act act and sit in front of the lead actress and drink kopi... he was quite ok, can see that he's sincere in just getting on screen. so yeah we're ok with that. then this middle aged man walked by and stood behind us, and i could hear him suggesting: "massage la, ask her to massage for him la.." HUH?! what the hell again? massage for what shit?!ok, so all of us pretended not to hear of him., and continued our shoot. afterwhich we quickly wrapped and went on to the next location.
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fast forward to 2 hours later, after the wrap for the day. so me and kai went to park the van near timbre and walked our way to the mrt. we walked past this bushy area with some trees at the side. apparently kai said she already saw a guy who was like urinating there, but she pretended not to see. but i didn't notice that at all. so when i heard someone making noises, hissing at us, in instinctively turned around, trying to see what the shit was going on. AND OMG. to my horror, he was actually flinging his thing at us, and making some provocative gestures. I WAS LIKE SHOCKED. it made me jump, and i told kai panically: "eh. that's a what flasher leh!" Kai was quite cool about the thing, and said "orh." afterwhich we then burst out laughing.
Kai: (shouting loud enough for that flasher to hear) "so many toilets everywhere. must choose to do it under a tree!"
Me: Huh? disgusting leh. why must show this kind of thing at us???
TOTAL SICKO. PSYCHO. LOSER MAN. he looks fair and fat, and has quite a loser face. no, i don't think he's retarded or what. kai said he maybe one of those guys who always get bullied in school, a total loser. haha.
i don't get it at all. why are there such disgusting exhibitionists around?!fancy flaunting your thing around. as if people want to see meh?! and although i didn't see how big it was, i'm sure it certainly doesn't impress, if not i'll be like "wow". erm ok, that's wrong. i mean you get what i mean right. damn annoying, flash your stupid dick at girls, trying to make them cry or just to scare them, just to get some cheap thrill. if i was like a few years younger or alone, maybe i'll really be freaked out man. SICKENING!!!!hope his balls rot!!
thereafter, me and kai then tried to think of the many other ways that we should deal with disgusting flashers like him.
#1: Upon seeing him flash, do an instinctive 360 degrees slamming kick on his dick. right on target. make sure it drops dead. Dead bird. HAHA!
#2: Wah lao! Damn it. start to corner and give him a good bashing, to make him wake up to the idea man.
#3: Stand there and stone. "You mean that's it? i thought there was more. chey." then walks away nonchalantly.
#4: make a "so small" gesture at him. "so small also show people. loser."
#5: Burst out laughing. laugh till stomach pain, then start rolling on the floor, laughing and pointing at that thing simulataneously. hahahhahahhaha.
#6: (only applies to men, haha) Pretend to jump in shock first. then start flashing as well. yours should be enormous, in order to make him so ashamed of himself, that he should probably hang himself to death.
ARGH! this is such an unluckily adventurous day, a day when i see sick middle aged men who's got nothing to do, but to think of harrassing young innocent women. to hell with them, STUPID.
